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The Underground Vegetable: One Diréction to bring ventriloquist puppet of Zayneee Malik onstage for rest of tour

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News broke that Zayneee Malik, a member of the band “One Diréction”, would not only be leaving the “On the Street Again Tour,” he would also be leaving the band. Many fans are devastated, but the remaining members of One Diréction assure them that the band will be just as great without Malik. “Don’t worry, the tour will continue and…

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Woman given lifetime in prison for being indifferent about infamous dress’ color

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A dress has taken the internet by storm. Some claim the dress is blue and black, while others insist that the dress is white and gold. A young area woman, Zelda, was sentenced to a lifetime in prison for being indifferent about the color of the dress. She is now behind bars. “I was eating…

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